Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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