need another drink. this is the easiest way
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
