Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My life is pants optional.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize