Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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