Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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