I would go down on you faster than GM stock
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
my poor anus
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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