Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Fuck appropriateness.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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