We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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