I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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