dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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