i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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