I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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