I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
now i know why i became what i already was.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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