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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
