I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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