I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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