thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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