Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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