so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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