Heybabeimwearingurpanties
apparently the secret to your success is patron
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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