You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
where am i from again
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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