My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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