she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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