they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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