I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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