You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
