I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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