Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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