I wanna bring you to show and tell
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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