My balls are so social today.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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