How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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