No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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