You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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