before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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