we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize