i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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