that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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