No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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