Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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