You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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