I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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