your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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