Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
tell me about the fingering
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