So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
