i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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