i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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