The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
