Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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