Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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