have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i out mim tonsoeep
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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