Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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