There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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