I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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