i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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