HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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